You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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