That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The Olympian is in my bed
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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