I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Is Oprah even human
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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