windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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