this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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