Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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