Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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