I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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