you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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