Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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