I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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