Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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