You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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