does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Gay?
German.
Pity.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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