My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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