i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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