So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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