They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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