Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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