is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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