Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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