So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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