My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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