i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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