So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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