I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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