But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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