smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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