North Korea, Best Korea!
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
sex in a hospital.. check
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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