It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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