so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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