Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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