We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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