Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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