All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Do vagina's smell?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
