We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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