Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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