It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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