I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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