and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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