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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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