Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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