If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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