conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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