i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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