That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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