I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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