Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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