a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i just had sex bonerless
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Randomize
