I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize
